Immigration

Overview

Any potential "Aussie Gold Rush" at these Olympics can be expected to profit, as gold rushes in Australia have done in earlier days, from immigration. Freedom-loving peoples everywhere who yearn to start a new life in this beautiful country, should apply directly to the Minister for Sport, stating their name, event and shirt-size. The Games team must deal with the lies coming out of the Minister's office regarding immigration.

Guest Stars

Ross Stevenson

Todor Stoyanov

Matthew Green

Jack Hughes

Tammy McCarthy

Customs Officer

Nicholas Bell

Nicholas