Season 19

Pop the Astronaut

September 23, 1969

The Happening That Happened in Taxes

September 30, 1969

You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man – But You Can Try

October 7, 1969

The Traveling Saleslady and the Farmer’s Son

October 14, 1969

Willie Lump Lump’s Birthday

October 21, 1969

John Wayne’s 40th Anniversary or Hominy and True Grits

October 28, 1969

The Emergency Case or See Your Doctor Once a Year Even If It Kills You

November 4, 1969

Alaska or an Icicle Built for Two

November 11, 1969

Singing Waiters, Hillbilly Songwriters

November 18, 1969

There’s One Thing Money Won’t Buy and Someday We’ll Find Out What It Is

November 25, 1969

It’s Better to Have Loved and Lost – Much Better

December 2, 1969

He Wanted to Be a Square Shooter But He Found That his Barrel was Round

December 9, 1969

The Son of Oliver Twist or Junior Is Just a Little Dickens

December 16, 1969

Episode 14

December 23, 1969

Barbara Bain plays a journalist who is hired by a newspaper to locate and expose the infamous San Fernando Red, operating at a nearby carnival. In "The Silent Spot," Red "helps" his wife prepare for a New Year's eve party and causes nothing but trouble.

Crime Doesn’t Pay But It’s Tax Free

December 30, 1969

You Can Take the Boy Out of the Country If You Promise Not to Bring Him Back

January 6, 1970

If Marriages Are Made in Heaven, Why Do They Call It Heaven?

January 13, 1970

There’s No Business Like Show Business, But When There’s No Business, Show Business Goes Out of Business Just Like Any Other Business

January 20, 1970

Charity Begins at Home, But Nowadays, Who Can Afford a Home?

January 27, 1970

Is This Anyway to Ruin an Airline?

February 3, 1970

When East Meets West, You’ve Sure Got a Skinny Country

February 10, 1970

People Who Like People Are Cannibals

February 17, 1970

The Three Musketeers Ride Again, Those Ding-Dong Daddies from Dumas

February 24, 1970

Bill Bailey Must Have Been Married, That’s Why He Never Came Home

March 3, 1970

Blood Is Thicker Than Water and Harder to Shave With

March 10, 1970

He Died with His Boots on Cause He Had Cold Feet to Start or He Died with His Boots Off, That’s Why He Stubbed His Toe

March 17, 1970

San Fernando’s Spy School or How to Make a Possible Mission Impossible

March 24, 1970

Be It Ever So Crumbled, There Is No Place Like Home

March 31, 1970

Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars

April 7, 1970