Episodes
C'mon Pollies C'mon
February 6, 2020
It's been a long hot Summer. Let's cool down with a song.
The Barefoot Denier
February 13, 2020
Want to deny climate change, but don't know where to start? Scotty Tape's Top Tips will have you up and running in no time!
How to Make a Spreadsheet
February 20, 2020
Who's eligible to come to our birthday party? This could get messy.
Anthony's Homework
February 27, 2020
A young Anthony Albanese seeks an extension on his homework.
Where's My Surplus?
March 5, 2020
Josh the dog can't find his surplus! Can you help him?
The Ballad of Dunny Roll
March 12, 2020
Renowned bush poet S.J. Paterson empties the shelves in verse.
Government Coach Addresses the Nation
March 19, 2020
In the midst of a crisis, we bring you an important message from the Government Coach.
Coach Makes Things Clear
March 26, 2020
Government Coach clarifies some confusion around the Club's messaging.
Corona Yoga
April 2, 2020
It's a troubling time - let's catch the latest flow.
Royal Commission into Alternatives to Toilet Paper
April 9, 2020
With supplies still running low, Commissioner Jayne offers some helpful tips for households.
Corona, Actually
April 16, 2020
It's a tough time for all of us.
Government Coach Zoom
April 23, 2020
Coach convenes an urgent team hustle.
I'll Always Keep My Bluetooth On For You
April 30, 2020
Buster J returns with a song about love in the age of corona.
Home School With Mr Dad
May 7, 2020
As remote learning continues all over the country, one dad tries to replicate the full school experience.
Three-Step Plan
May 14, 2020
Coach announces his three-step plan to get boots back on the field.
Antique Tickets
May 21, 2020
In this week's Antiques Showcase, Melinda discovers something from a bygone era.
Goodbye My Lockdown
May 28, 2020
Sammy J bids farewell to peace, quiet, and sourdough bread.
The Feel of the Game
June 4, 2020
Coach shows off some new tactics to give the fans what they want.
Well-Meaning White People
June 11, 2020
It's a safe space for well-meaning white people.
Bird's Eye View
June 18, 2020
Statues are toppling, but who's looking out for the pigeons?
Victoria, you're benched
June 25, 2020
Coach sets his sights on the southern state.
One Point Five
July 2, 2020
We're social distancing today! Do you want to join us?
Mid-Year Performance Review
July 9, 2020
God looks back at the year so far.
NSW Border Police
July 16, 2020
Be warned - Random Victorian Tests now underway on the border.
Is Parliament Essential
July 23, 2020
Coach logs on from lockdown to discuss the Parliamentary bye.
The Ballad of Bunnings Karen
July 30, 2020
SJ Paterson returns with an ode to an unmasked crusader.
VEXIT
August 6, 2020
The Coach announces a bold plan to bring Australia's Covid-19 caseload down.
Corona-Free News
August 13, 2020
Sammy J brings you all the latest non-pandemic news from around the globe.
The Blame Game
August 20, 2020
It's the one game Coach doesn't want to win.
Little Pack of Peanuts
August 27, 2020
Buster J looks to the sky.
How to Make an Aged Care Home
September 3, 2020
We're making an aged care home today. Do you want to join us?
Hookturnistan Forever
September 10, 2020
A message to the people of Australia from your closest neighbour.
Were You an A*sehole Back Then?
September 17, 2020
What will we say to our future grandchildren?
Royal Commision into Working from Home
September 24, 2020
Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to the domestic workplace.
Social Media Yoga
October 1, 2020
Facing your own social dilemma? Let's log on to a new flow.
2020 Conference Call
October 8, 2020
God zooms in for a check up.
Coach Announcement
October 15, 2020
The Government Coach has an announcement.
Hookturnistan National Anthem
October 22, 2020
A message from the MCG.
Grouse Designs
October 29, 2020
Josh and Scotty are planning an ambitious build. But will it come in on time and under budget?
US Presidential Cup
November 5, 2020
It's down to the wire in the nation that stops a race.
