Episodes
Eternal Lockdown
February 18, 2021
The People's Republic of Hookturnistan comes one step closer to glory.
Coach Gets a Shot
February 25, 2021
The Government Coach takes one for the team.
Political Limbo
March 4, 2021
We're playing limbo today. How low can you go?
Royal Family Yoga
March 11, 2021
Time to give our bodies the royal treatment.
Vaccine Against Toxic Male Culture
March 18, 2021
It's the virus that's sweeping the globe - but can science finally cure us?
Government Injury List
March 25, 2021
With his players dropping like flies, coach consults the team doctor.
Girl Power
April 1, 2021
Coach announces his new female line-up.
Opposition Leaders Anonymous
April 8, 2021
Support is at hand.
Antiques Showcase - The Passport
April 15, 2021
This week we make a rare yet worthless discovery.
The Big V
April 22, 2021
Coach unveils his bold new vaccination strategy.
Future Grandad
April 29, 2021
After twenty-one years of lockdown, Carrie finally meets her grandfather.
I Can't Call Australia Home
May 6, 2021
With apologies to Peter Allen.
Post Budget Locker Room Chat
May 13, 2021
JP grabs a quick word with Coach after a ripping budget match.
Quarantine FM
May 20, 2021
Good morning returned international travellers! This is Sick Dog, keeping you company all fortnight long here on Quarantine FM.
Hookturnistan Returnistans
May 27, 2021
Soy Guevara returns with a direct message to President Andrews.
Waiting for Vaxot
June 3, 2021
You've got this, Melbourne.
Pillow Fortress Australia
June 10, 2021
Get your pillows and blankets ready - we're making a fort to protect Australia!
Coach at the G7
June 17, 2021
Coach checks in with the Club Doctor from the G7 Tournament in the UK.
The Very Hungry Barnaby
June 24, 2021
We're reading a very special book today. Would you like to hear it?
Have Covid, Will Travel
July 1, 2021
One man's contact tracing adventure.
Left Wing Yoga
July 8, 2021
Namaste, precious snowflakes.
Suck It Up Australia
July 15, 2021
Coach introduces his revised vaccine campaign.
Guess Who's Back?
July 22, 2021
2020 makes a glorious return.
Thrusting for Australia
July 29, 2021
One happy Olympian slowly goes for gold.
The Ballad of Locky D
August 5, 2021
S.J. Paterson locks down a new verse.
Byron Bay Lockdown Rules
August 12, 2021
Coach outlines his plan for Byron Bay.
Workin' Like a Dog
August 19, 2021
One dog calls for an end to lockdown.
Let's do a Protest!
August 26, 2021
We're protesting today! Do you want to join us?
Lockdown Wedding
September 2, 2021
With weddings now allowed in NSW, one couple tie the knot safely.
The Pfizer Has Landed
September 9, 2021
Australia is gripped by Pfizer fever as a new shipment arrives.
Will you miss press conferences?
September 16, 2021
Coach learns about an innovative development in the state league.
Anti-Vaxxed to the Max
September 23, 2021
Want to be an anti-vaxxer, but not sure where to start? The Barefoot Denier is here to help!
So Close
September 30, 2021
The Boss is back with an anthem for the COVID generation.
Hookturnistan Invades NSW
October 7, 2021
Soy Guevara pledges to bring stability to New South Wales.
News Corp Goes Green
October 14, 2021
The climate changes at News Corp.
The Institute for Reopening
October 21, 2021
Nervous about re-entering the real world? Help is at hand.
Playground Politics Halloween Special
October 28, 2021
It's a very spooky Halloween special this week. Don't be scared, it won't hurt you!
Royal Commission into whether ScoMo lied to France
November 4, 2021
Commissioner Jayne turns his attention to international relations.
Coach Deregisters WA
November 11, 2021
Coach has some tough words for Western Australia in the national huddle.
How to Charge an Electric Car
November 18, 2021
We're searching for renewable energy today. Do you want to join us?
