Episodes
The Note
September 18, 1991
Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
The Truth
September 25, 1991
George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.
The Pen
October 2, 1991
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
The Dog
October 9, 1991
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
The Library
October 16, 1991
A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
The Parking Garage
October 30, 1991
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
The Cafe
November 6, 1991
While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.
The Tape
November 13, 1991
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
The Nose Job
November 20, 1991
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
The Stranded
November 27, 1991
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
The Alternate Side
December 4, 1991
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
The Red Dot
December 11, 1991
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
The Subway
January 8, 1992
A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
The Pez Dispenser
January 15, 1992
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
The Suicide
January 29, 1992
A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.
The Fix-Up
February 5, 1992
Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
The Boyfriend (1)
February 12, 1992
Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
The Boyfriend (2)
February 12, 1992
Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
The Limo
February 26, 1992
Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
The Good Samaritan
March 4, 1992
Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
The Letter
March 25, 1992
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
The Parking Space
April 22, 1992
George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
The Keys
May 6, 1992
Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.