Episodes
Venetian Love Song/Down for the Count/Arrividerci, Gopher/The Arrangement (1)
October 2, 1982
Italian Cruise: Venetian Love Song/Arrangement/Arrividerci, Gopher/Gigolo (2)
October 2, 1982
The Anniversary Gift/Honey Bee Mine/Bewigged Bothered & Bewilderedd
October 16, 1982
An woman secretly plans to have a child as a 30th anniversery gift for her husband, even though he is ecstatic over their new-found freedom in being retired and, especially, having their older children grown and out of the house; Julie sneakily sets Honey Bee, an old high school friend who always tried to steal her boyfriends, after Gopher (newly smitten with a girl ashore) so that she can concentrate on a handsome new officer; Captain Stubbing wears his hat everywhere in an attempt to keep an old high school flame from finding out he is bald, and she thinks he has a full head of hair because she saw him hatless when he was wearing a toupe for a shipboard costume party.
Same Wavelength, The/Winning Isn't Everything/A Honeymoon for Horace
October 23, 1982
Command Performance/Hyde and Seek/Sketchy Love
October 30, 1982
A young girl who's infatuated with Gopher pretends to be her older sister. An artist meets a unhappily married guy. And the ship's comic runs into the wife and daughter he left years ago.
The Audition/The Groupies/Doc's Nephew
November 6, 1982
Doc's nephew is making a move on his girlfriend. A psychiatrist, who is on vacation is followed by four of his patients. An actor pursues the writer of a soap opera, who rejected for a role on her show.
Spoonmaker Diamond, The/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon (1)
November 13, 1982
Spoonmaker Diamond, The/Papa Doc/The Role Model/Julie's Tycoon (2)
November 13, 1982
Thanksgiving Cruise: Too Many Dads/Love Will Find a Way/The Best of Friends
November 20, 1982
On this Thanksgiving cruise, a father and his adopted son try to evade the boys biological father by escaping to Mexico; an older couple plan to travel with their daughter and her fiance who, unknown to them, is crippled; the smooth operation of the ship suffers as one by one the entire crew, after trading a bevy of insults, ends up not speaking with one another.
The Victims/Heavens To Betsy/The Man In The White Shorts
November 27, 1982
Tomorrow Lady, The/Father, Dear Father/Still Life
December 4, 1982
Baby Talk/My Friend, The Executrix/Programmed for Love
December 11, 1982
A previously happy couple suddenly find themselves a world apart when they meet the surrogate mother of their child-to-be. Meanwhile, Julie's zany and extravagant Aunt Sylvia (Carol Channing) is forced to start watching her pennies after her friend Betsy (Betty White) breaks the news that Sylvia is now broke. Plus, a lovely woman competes with a super-smart robot when she wants to romance a handsome passenger.
A Christmas Presence
December 18, 1982
First Impressions/Love Finds Florence Nightingale/Paroled to Love
January 8, 1983
Captain's Replacement, The/Sly as A Fox/Here Comes The Bride...Maybe
January 15, 1983
Doc's Big Case/A Booming Romance/The Senior Sinners
January 22, 1983
Salvaged Romance/Our Son The Lawyer/Gopher's Daisy
January 29, 1983
Greek Cruise: The Captain and the Kid/The Dean and the Flunkee/Isaac's Aegean Affair (1)
February 5, 1983
The crew are in Greece working a cruise where a College is having its graduation ceremony. The Principal is attracted to a teacher who rebuffs him because he won't give a student a make-up test so he can graduate. And the student and a couple of his friends are hounding the Principal to do that. A prodigy is attracted to Vicki which doesn't make the Captain happy. And the valedictorian whose education was provided by his Greek aunt whom he assumed is wealthy but upon meeting her learns she's just a woman of humble means. And when she goes on board he doesn't tell anyone he's her aunt. And Isaac meets a woman who is estranged from her husband.
Greek Cruise: The Captain and the Kid/The Dean and the Flunkee/Isaac's Aegean Affair (2)
February 5, 1983
Conclusion. Capt. Stubing's daughter falls in love. A beloved crew member decides to leave the ship.
The Zinging Valentine/The Very Temporary Secretary/Final Score
February 12, 1983
On this Valentine's Day cruise, a singing valentine "pussycat" falls for a stuck-up guy who has just been dumped by his girlfriend; the owner of a secretarial agency plays secretary to a writer taking a working vacation, even though he is far better at romancing her than he is at taking dictation and typing up her notes; a womanizing pro football player falls for a snooty, straight-laced college English professor.
The Captain's Crush/Off-Course Romance/Out of My Hair
February 19, 1983
Abby's Maiden Voyage / He Ain't Heavy / I Like to Be in America
February 26, 1983
A desperate 23-year old virgin wants to spend the night with a handsome fellow she meets on board, but in the end decides she will hold off until the time is right; a bratty adopted teenager finds out that the assistant bartender that he has been harassing is actually his long lost older brother; the entire crew chips in to help April get ready to take her U.S. citizenship test despite her severe test anxiety.
Vicki's Dilemma/Discount Romance/ Loser & still Champ
March 5, 1983
So Help Me Hanna/The Maid Cleans Up/C.P.R.,I.O.U
March 12, 1983
The Dog Show: Putting on the Dog/Going to the Dogs/Women's Best Friend/Whose Dog Is It Anyway?
March 26, 1983
The Professor Has Class/When The Magic Disappears/We The Jury
April 2, 1983
Country Music Jamboree: Hits & Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act (1)
April 30, 1983
A country star travelling with her ""adopted"" children has to choose between the kids and her boyfriend; a popular songwriter secretly writes better songs for his former lover than for his wife, both performers; Doc deals with a country folk doctor who insists on practicing medicine on board, while at the same time chasing her beautiful daughter; a married woman's affair haunts her as she claims an expensive broach is only costume jewelry; Gopher tries his best to get his picture taken with a privacy- seeking female country music star; two overweight performers who love food come to love each other.
Country Music Jamboree: Hits & Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act (2)
April 30, 1983
A country star travelling with her ""adopted"" children has to choose between the kids and her boyfriend; a popular songwriter secretly writes better songs for his former lover than for his wife, both performers; Doc deals with a country folk doctor who insists on practicing medicine on board, while at the same time chasing her beautiful daughter; a married woman's affair haunts her as she claims an expensive broach is only costume jewelry; Gopher tries his best to get his picture taken with a privacy- seeking female country music star; two overweight performers who love food come to love each other.
The Fountain of Youth/Bad Luck Cabin/Uncle Daddy
May 7, 1983
