Episodes
The Big Match
April 15, 1982
Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.
The Lock-Up
April 22, 1982
Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...
Finders, Keepers...!
April 29, 1982
Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?
The Sting
May 6, 1982
Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.
Suffer the Little Children...
May 13, 1982
Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.
Vote, Mrs Cantaford
May 20, 1982
Mrs Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a 'get rid of filth' ticket.
Police Intelligence
August 24, 1982
Extreme bordedom drives everyone to distraction and forces Spooner to fear for Bulsover's sanity.
