Episodes
The First Guy To Ever Open A Restaurant
February 13, 2020
Come on in and be restored! A stranger will prepare a meal for you. Do not interact with this stranger.
The First Guy To Ever Hold Up A Lighter At A Concert
March 12, 2020
Ever wonder who started the tradition of raising lighters and cellphones at concerts? It was this guy. So there, now you know.
The First Guy To Ever Make A Friend
April 13, 2020
Hi there hello good news I have chosen you as a person that I want to hang out with and warn when large animals are nearby.
The First Guy To Ever Have A Home
June 17, 2020
Please don't come in here. Cabin in thumbnail photographed by Zachary DeBottis at Pexels!
The First Guy To Ever Swim
June 30, 2020
It's summer and I love floating at the top of the drinking stuff.
The First Guy To Ever Play Tag
July 7, 2020
Tag is weird. It's a weird game.
The First Guy To Ever Get Drunk
July 27, 2020
Good news I found my super old berries, they tasted like fire.
The First Guy To Ever Get Ripped
August 19, 2020
Look at all my bulges.
The First Couple To Ever Get Married
October 1, 2020
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
The First Couple To Ever Get Divorced
October 1, 2020
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
The First Guy To Ever Celebrate A Birthday
October 29, 2020
Let's get fire involved.
The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank
November 9, 2020
Give me people's money.
The First Guy To Ever Be King
November 27, 2020
I guess I own everything.
The First Guy To Ever Eat Dessert
December 10, 2020
The meal is not done.
