Episodes
The First Guy To Ever Go Camping
January 7, 2021
Let's sleep where the bears live.
The First Guy To Ever Open A Zoo
January 15, 2021
I arrested a penguin.
The First Guy To Ever Open A School
February 6, 2021
I'm gonna lecture your kids.
The First Guy To Ever Wear Contact Lenses
February 19, 2021
The lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.
The First Guy To Ever Break An Arm
March 12, 2021
It bends that way now it decided.
The First Guy To Ever Open A Hotel
March 19, 2021
Sleep in my bed.
The First Guy To Ever Reach A Million Subscribers
April 8, 2021
Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤
The First Guy To Ever Play Duck, Duck, Goose
April 15, 2021
In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.
The First Guy To Ever Climb A Mountain
May 1, 2021
Maybe I won't die.
The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison
May 7, 2021
Why can't I leave?
The First Guy To Ever Order Food Delivery
May 25, 2021
Bring me the food. Now.
The First Guy To Ever Sell Insurance
June 4, 2021
Something awful could happen.
The First Guy To Ever Feel An Earthquake
June 30, 2021
Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.
The First Guy To Ever Be A Sports Mascot
July 28, 2021
I could dress up like an animal.
The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin
August 6, 2021
You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.
The First Guy To Ever Shoplift
August 27, 2021
I'm taking this.
The First Guy To Ever Graduate
September 17, 2021
Now what?
The First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker
October 25, 2021
Don't. Ever. Sleep.
The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime
November 10, 2021
Okay wait. Who did this?
The First Guy To Ever Order Drive-Thru
December 6, 2021
I'm not getting out.
The First Guy To Ever Build A Snowman
December 12, 2021
Looks like a real person.
