Episodes
The First Guy To Ever Be An Actor
January 7, 2022
Let's pretend I'm not me.
The First Guy To Ever Win An Award
January 23, 2022
Thanks for the shiny object.
The First Guy To Ever Be A Pro Fighter
February 6, 2022
I'm very good at punching.
The First Guy To Ever Make A Puzzle
February 27, 2022
Now put it back together!
The First Guy To Ever Host A Party
March 21, 2022
Bring your own beer.
The First Guy To Ever Be A Chiropractor
March 29, 2022
I will crack you.
The First Guy To Ever Open A Bar
May 1, 2022
Want some poison?
The First Couple To Ever Move In Together
May 6, 2022
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
The First Couple To Have A Baby
May 6, 2022
Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George
The First Guy To Ever Go To The Beach
May 15, 2022
There's sand inside me.
The First Guy To Ever Be A Bodyguard
May 28, 2022
I will punch you.
The First Guy To Ever Own A Dog
June 26, 2022
I got us a new furry roommate.
The First Guy To Ever Be A Firefighter
July 13, 2022
Look pretty hot.
The First Guy To Ever Work In An Office
July 27, 2022
Let's work in tiny cubes.
The First Guy To Ever Scuba Dive
August 10, 2022
Maybe we won't drown.
The First Guy To Ever Go Fishing
September 4, 2022
I will outsmart a fish.
The First Guy To Ever Work In Retail
September 28, 2022
The customer is always right.
The First Guy To Ever Be A Bullfighter
October 29, 2022
I'm extremely strong and I love grass.
The First Guy To Ever Drink Milk
November 28, 2022
Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!
The First Guy To Ever Open A Buffet
December 14, 2022
Now you listen to me, I want the option to just take whatever I want.
