Episodes
Pilot
January 7, 2008
The action figure Master Chief has become a lonely drunken alcoholic who spends his time playing Halo 3. He finally gets some company when an Arbiter action figure gets delivered to Jon's house.
Recon
January 18, 2008
Master Chief devises a plan to get the prized Recon armor.
Attitude
January 25, 2008
Bungie has given Master Chief the secret Recon armor thanks to the Arbiter, but the Chief has developed a terrible attitude as a result, and unleashes it by doing something terrible.
Melee
February 8, 2008
After griping about Forge, the Arbiter challenges Master Chief to a one-on-one duel on Halo 3, but it doesn't last long when the Arbiter gets a kill that should have been the Chief's.
Martyrdom
February 22, 2008
For reasons unknown to Master Chief, Halo 3 multiplayer is exceptionally laggy. Instead, he decides to give Devil May Cry 4 and Call of Duty 4 a shot.
Brawl
March 14, 2008
Master Chief broadens his horizons by playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl with Arbiter.
