Episodes
Memories of Joe
October 19, 2007
Carl agonizes over the departure of New York Yankees manager Joe Torre and fondly remembers some times they shared together.
Boston Freakin' Won
October 29, 2007
Carl explains the insignificance of Red Sox World Series win and how Isiah Thomas is an amateur when it comes to sexual harassment.
Brady vs. Manning
November 5, 2007
Carl is upset at the amount of media attention the Indianapolis Colts vs. New England Patriots game has been receiving, as opposed to his Giants on their bye week.
Red is for Losers
November 12, 2007
Carl is upset at the performance of his New York Giants against the Dallas Cowboys and their selection of red throwback jerseys.
Let Barry Be Barry
November 19, 2007
Carl is upset with how the media has been treating slugger Barry Bonds.
The BCS
November 26, 2007
Carl expresses his displeasure with the current state of college football.
Mike Vick-tim
December 1, 2007
Carl offers his thoughts on the Michael Vick sentencing.
Championships and Porn
December 3, 2007
Carl is upset that Ohio State was able to back-into the BCS Championship Game.
Roid Rage
December 17, 2007
Carl explains the conspiracy behind the Mitchell Report.
Holiday Thoughts and Musings
December 24, 2007
In the spirit of giving, Carl offers his locks of the week, courtesy of his friend 'Cement Shoes' Minnelli down at the docks.
Bottle Blonde Broad
January 14, 2008
Carl takes credit for distracting Tony Romo in the Cowboys playoff loss to the Giants by wearing a Jessica Simpson wig.
Giants Win
January 21, 2008
Carl offers his take on the Giants' NFC Championship Game win over the Green Bay Packers, and specifically kicker Lawrence Tynes.
Giants by 23
January 28, 2008
Carl predicts his Giants will issue a "Beantown Beatdown" to the New England Patriots in the upcoming Super Bowl XLII.
Giants Win the Super Bowl
February 4, 2008
Carl's New York Football Giants win the Super Bowl, thus inspiring him to change his look.
Super Bowl '09 Odds
February 1, 2009
This Super Bowl's outcome is pretty much a foregone conclusion. So, Carl's giving you the odds on some things that might actually be interesting about this game.
