Episodes
Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
June 2, 2011
A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.
Ward 8
June 9, 2011
Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.
Black Doctor
June 16, 2011
Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.
Home Is Where the Hospital Is
June 23, 2011
The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.
Nip/Tug
June 30, 2011
A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.
The '70s Episode
July 7, 2011
Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.
Father's Day
July 14, 2011
Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.
Stryker Bites the Dust
July 21, 2011
The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).
Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
July 28, 2011
The doctors go back in time.
Munch by Proxy
August 4, 2011
Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.
The Night Shift
August 11, 2011
The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.
The Chet Episode
August 18, 2011
A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.
Party Down
August 25, 2011
A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.
Newsreaders
September 1, 2011
Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.
