Episodes
The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
August 9, 2012
An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.
Staff Dance
August 16, 2012
Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.
Chief's Origin
August 23, 2012
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
Free Day
August 30, 2012
The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.
Behind the Scenes
September 6, 2012
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
The Return of the Young Billionaire
September 13, 2012
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
British Hospital
September 20, 2012
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
Ladies Night
September 27, 2012
Single mothers receive discounts.
A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
October 4, 2012
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
A Year In the Life
October 11, 2012
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
Attention Staff
October 18, 2012
Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.
Childrens Lawspital
October 25, 2012
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.
Wisedocs
November 9, 2012
The Mafia run wild in the hospital.
Eulogy
November 16, 2012
The death of a cast member is examined.
