Episodes
Pilot
October 4, 2002
Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife
October 11, 2002
When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.
Cuddles Goes To Jail
October 18, 2002
Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.
Buttons Goes To Court
October 25, 2002
Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.
Bill's Brain
October 31, 2002
Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.
The Island Of Skip-Along Pete
November 8, 2002
Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.
Rocko's Telethon
November 15, 2002
Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.
Cuddles The Safety Mascot
November 22, 2002
Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.
Dan's Crush
November 29, 2002
Dan The Greeter
Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.
Cuddles Gets Laid
December 13, 2002
Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.
Dan's Umbrella
December 20, 2002
Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains
Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door
December 27, 2002
The Payback
January 3, 2003
