Episode 1

Overview

Vicky Pollard is caught hiding mix n' match candy in her pants at a supermarket. Dafydd comes out to his parents, but his mother's reaction is not quite what he expects. Emily has a new companion, a novice transvestite with a moustache. Marjorie Dawes advises one of her Fat Fighters to "waddle back to your seat". At the local spa, Bubbles offers to pay her huge bills in an inappropriate manner. Maggie and Judy's stomachs turn on learning the jam at the village fete was made by a lesbian.

Guest Stars

Ruth Madoc

Dafydd's Mother

Vanessa Feltz

Self

Nigel Havers

Leader of the Opposition

Anthony Stewart Head

Michael the PM

Geraldine James

Harvey's Mother