Episodes
Make Room for Roomba
January 6, 2020
Roombas are almost as troublesome as real babies. Almost. Audio from: Always Open #89
Mind Your Keys
January 13, 2020
Chad and Burnie tell some stories where a simple accident leads to a much bigger problem. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #527
Goose Fat Dilemma
January 20, 2020
Continuing from that time Burnie wanted to swim the English Channel, the gang wonders how to "use" a goose. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #515
Miles Monster Hands
January 27, 2020
Miles gives great high fives! Sometimes they're too much though. Audio from: Always Open #24
Hot Headed Honkers
February 3, 2020
How do you deal with being stuck in Traffic? Burnie and the gang sometimes let it get to their heads. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #556
Origin Story
February 10, 2020
Burnie and Gus tell Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning the origin of their friendship. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #535
Sleepy Plane Stories
February 17, 2020
We will never run out of plane stories, so this time Barbara and Max express what not to do while sleeping on a plane. Audio from Always Open #78
Geoff's Great Flood
February 24, 2020
Geoff's apartment is flooding and the front office isn't helping! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #491
Home Depot Orphans
March 2, 2020
Gus has had it with the kids playing in Home Depot. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #564
Dutch Oven Fun
March 9, 2020
The Funhaus team is a little too gassy for Gus' taste. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #341
Spits and Farts
March 16, 2020
Sometimes you can't control your bodily functions. Just let it out. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #553
3rd Grade Mean Girl
March 23, 2020
Barbara tells a story of when she destroyed a relationship out of jealousy! ...In 3rd grade, so it wasn't too big of a deal. Audio from: Always Open #78
Poo Dreams
March 30, 2020
Gus infiltrates Gavin's dream about having to take a "poo" Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #565
Reverse Snow White
April 6, 2020
Animals are once again after Gus, this time a bunch of raccoons have their fun with him. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #565
The Art of Pervy Parodies
April 13, 2020
Those good ol' classics have to be named with a clever mind, or else how will you know what's in store for you? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #563
Only Way Anime
April 20, 2020
Some people just aren't into anime, but that's only because they've never been forced to watch it. Audio From: FanService 2019 #5
House Training Chris
April 27, 2020
Even something simple like using the bathroom can turn into a story when Chris is involved. Audio From: Rooster Teeth Podcast #565
Coles Alpaca
May 4, 2020
Did you know Cole Gallian once owned an Alpaca? Neither did we. Tune as Cole recounts their wacky adventures! Audio From: On the Spot # 131
Covid Dreamin
May 11, 2020
Stressed during these challenging times? You're not alone! The gang talks about their stress dreams. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast 593
Spicy Peen
May 18, 2020
Choppin Jalapeños? Make sure to be careful where you put your hands. Geoff learned this the hard way. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 548
Royal Coffee Order
May 25, 2020
Gus is so predictable with his coffee, it's ready as soon as he enters the shop! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 568
Sugar Daddy Ratio
June 1, 2020
The gang talks about the mathematics around how many Sugar Daddies and Babies there seem to be. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show # 474
Buttz Mitzvah
June 8, 2020
Barbara educates her friends on Jewish customs and traditions. Audio from: On the Spot # 181
Bathroom Sweater
June 15, 2020
Chris has a grand idea on how to keep people warm while they poop. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #567
Are you Mad
June 22, 2020
Really though, are you mad? Gus and Gavin explain that only you would know if you're mad. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #482
Burnie's Butter Banter
June 29, 2020
The greatest argument RT has ever had, with two sides that both feel so strongly... about butter. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #474
Uranus Problems
July 6, 2020
The gang talks about bodily issues, specifically, this is an episode about butts. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #570
Trendy Treats
July 13, 2020
Popular names for popular foods, thought up by popular people! I'd eat that. Audio from: On The Spot #176
Horny Toads
July 20, 2020
What is the meaning behind TCU's mascot? Audio from: Fan Service: Happy Birthday Service!
Bubby
July 27, 2020
Barbara takes Trevor to a family wedding and Trevor becomes more than friends with Barb's Bubby. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #569
Gambo
August 3, 2020
A new challenger approaches in the Good Morning from Hell podcast ! Audio from :Good Morning from Hell #3
No Swiping
August 10, 2020
Torrian rants about Dora the Explorer Audio from: Death Battle Cast #1.4
Torrian vs KH
August 17, 2020
Torrian rants about Kingdom Hearts Audio from: Death Battle Cast # 4.114
Crapper Etiquette
August 24, 2020
Barb and friends talk about the nicest and most polite ways to poop. Audio from: Always Open #118
Incremental Pranks
August 31, 2020
Gus spooks a neighbor with a haunted chair, and Becca gives a school friend a ton of forks. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #571
Docking
September 7, 2020
Jessica had her innocence stolen when she first started working at Rooster Teeth. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #575
Milk Madness
September 14, 2020
Gavin and Blaine argue the difference between milk in America and the UK... if there is one. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #591
Geoff Vs The Homeless
September 21, 2020
Geoff is already having a bad day when a homeless man decided to threaten him with aids. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #573
Dirty Water
September 28, 2020
Gus blames Chris for him drinking gross water. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #580
Dad Answers
October 5, 2020
Travis McElroy has the answers. All of them. As any dad should. Audio from: Always Open #134
Superhand
October 12, 2020
Ben and Chad come together to create your next favorite super hero! Audio from: Death Battle Bloopers
Lostin
October 19, 2020
Burnie and Gus argue about Austin's city streets. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast, Stuck at Home #2
Drive-by Makeout
October 26, 2020
Gus and Blaine both had awkward encounters with pda. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #574
Dad Bod vs Father Bod
November 2, 2020
Erin is concerned about her neighbor's sun bathing habits. Audio from: I Have Notes: Dad Bod vs. Father Bod
All Hail The CheeseMaster
November 9, 2020
In a past Extra Life, Gus gets really drunk and attempts to make cheese... amongst other things.
Candy Store
November 16, 2020
Burnie laments not doing more drugs in his youth. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast: Stuck at Home Ep.1
People Like Shirts
November 23, 2020
Jon starts off with a story about a grocery store mix-up, but then Gavin has had enough of the ""People Like-- "" Shirts. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #616
In Versus Out
November 30, 2020
The gang gets scientific when discussing poop and its many forms and physics. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #609
Gavins Land
December 7, 2020
Gavin is very protective of his land. He can do whatever he wants with it and NO ONE will tell him otherwise. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #591
Boulder BS
December 14, 2020
Gus wanted a boulder for his yard, but forgets that they weigh a lot. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #607
Deer Stalker
December 21, 2020
Chris is enlisted to help his friend with a deer that is stalking her. Audio from: Chump Change #17
Squirrel Content
December 28, 2020
Gus is engaged in a territorial dispute with a squirrel in his yard. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #617