Football

Overview

Despite confiscating the local kids' football, Alf is invited by the vicar to act as youth soccer coach, attracting scorn from Mike. Needless to say, Alf is not a good trainer, concentrating on the skills of only one player, though he does attract the attention of some well-known players.

Guest Stars

Bobby Moore

Self

Joan Sims

Gran

Roland MacLeod

Father

Dave Underwood

Andy Clayborn