Season 1
July 15, 2012
"Deep Space 69: Unrated and Fully Unfurled" chronicles the misadventures of a transport ship in outer space led by Jay and his co-captain Hamilton.
15 Episodes
Episodes
Dictator Ship
July 15, 2012
Jay and Hamilton accept a mission to take a brutal Dictators sexy daughters to safety. Jay makes the simple mistake of having an orgy with the daughters and enrages the Dictator. Jay must win his freedom the honorable way, a crystal sword fight to the death.
Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
August 26, 2012
Jay and Hamilton head to the beautiful planet of Alderaan to investigate a newly legal teenage princess.
The Crotch Hugger
September 16, 2012
Jay has a hard choice deciding between two species.
Shipphylis
November 11, 2012
The OGC-1 contracts an STD (ship troubling decision) after going through a dirty black hole.
License to Bone
November 25, 2012
The only thing standing between Jay and his space license is a licentious land-octopus.
The Legend of Bronze Johnson
December 9, 2012
Jay gets selected for a most special and terrifying dong honor on the planet Terra Bliss.
Blade Jogger
December 30, 2012
Jay's new lady friend causes some trouble when it turns out she is a fugitive replicant.
Sirens of Tetons
January 13, 2013
Jay follows the siren song of the most beautiful honeys in the universe but like the old Mon Calamari proverb goes, “it’s a trap!”
Femalien Fatale
January 27, 2013
The OGC-1 has been assigned transport of a dangerous and sexy criminal.
Pride and Predator Juice
February 10, 2013
Jay takes drastic measures when a manly man makes him insecure about his manhood.
She Was a Lady Planet
February 24, 2013
The OGC-1 makes a “scientific” exploration of a planet that may be the biggest lady in the universe.
Herman
March 10, 2013
Hamilton breaks a space rule by adopting a pet while Jay deals with his airlock addiction.
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 1
April 11, 2013
Jay gets recruited to join a secret society of galactic bonesmen, Hamilton is not invited.
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 2
April 25, 2013
The saga continues as Jay heads to a spring break planet full of roofied drinks, carnivorous plant based harlots and sexy new friends.
The Galactic Bonesmen: Part 3
May 6, 2013
Jay returns to the GBM-1 to rectify space douchiness in the explosive conclusion to the galactic boner saga.
