Episodes
The Life You Save Is Yours
September 18, 1964
Fraudulent Female
September 25, 1964
How to Live without Dying
October 2, 1964
Triple Trouble
October 9, 1964
Call Me No Cabs
October 16, 1964
If Africa Speaks, Don't Answer
October 23, 1964
The Baritone Canary
October 30, 1964
The Old School Tie
November 6, 1964
Yen Ku Horowitz
November 13, 1964
The Hottest Game in Town
November 20, 1964
Rocky falls in love with an aspiring comedienne.
Bride and Gloom
November 27, 1964
Cherry Blossoms in New York
December 4, 1964
Teahouse of the Bankrupt Moon
December 11, 1964
Sea the Seasick Sailor
December 18, 1964
All Through the Night
December 25, 1964
Follow the Broken Pretzel
January 1, 1965
The Double Shamaguchi
January 8, 1965
Val is dating clean-living author Donna who surprises him with various health foods. Rocky inadvertently proposes to Pat, who he's nicknamed Yum Yum. Rocky tried to break the engagement but her two huge brothers are out to convince him otherwise. Rocky hires Tommy to pose as his son and tells the brothers he's already married. They don't believe him so Val poses as Rocky's grandfather, wearing Oriental garb including a black belt. Pat's brothers Fugi and Shigi know that a black belt wearer cannot lie and when Grandfather Val tells them Rocky is married they believe him. They then ask Val to see his famous Shamaguchi judo hold, which Val turns into a double by knocking both to the floor. Donna shows up with mock hamburger casserole which Val hands to Rocky with orders to burn. The next day Val learns that Fugi and Shigi used the double shamguchi in their latest wrestling match.
The Sweet Smell of Wampum
January 15, 1965
Which Witch?
January 22, 1965
Two Weeks With Pay
January 29, 1965
All Right Louie, Drop That Blue Pencil
February 5, 1965
Juggy breaks out of prison to bring Val his manuscript Jailbirds Can't Fly South. Val wants to publish it but finds Juggy violently sensitive to any editorial changes. Val and O.D. Dunstall throw Juggy a party to celebrate his forthcoming book but Juggy shows up with two thugs intent on robbing the guests.
For Me and My Sal
February 12, 1965
Sin Has Two Faces
February 19, 1965
Mad, Mad Momma
February 26, 1965
The Title Fight
March 5, 1965
Viva Valentine
March 12, 1965
The Man Who Shot the World
March 19, 1965
Mama Loathes Papa
March 26, 1965
Instant Father
April 2, 1965
Tell Me in English
April 9, 1965
Farrow's Fling
April 16, 1965
A Muffin Is Not a Tart
April 23, 1965
I'll Cry at My Wedding
April 30, 1965
Climb Upon My Knee, Sonny Boy
May 7, 1965
