Episodes
Pilot
September 27, 2001
Schwartz longs to get Eve back following their breakup, but if he can't have her, he at least wants a date to the Cobert's party.
Let's Go to the Videotape
October 4, 2001
Schwartz wants to be friends with Eve, but a homemade sex videotape that she wants and he can't find poses a problem.
The Pinch Hitter
October 18, 2001
Schwartz needs to find a co-announcer for a potential gig, but the guy William pairs him with is a lush.
Event Night
October 25, 2001
At the Cobert's party, Eve's and Emily's matchmaking plans for Schwartz and Julie, respectively, go awry.
Comic Relief Pitcher
November 29, 2001
Schwartz's television job isn't what he thought it would be. Meanwhile, Julie plans an apartment rental scam to make some cash.
Roommates
December 6, 2001
Schwartz dates a woman who sees more in his relationship with Julie than he does. Meanwhile, Julie sees plenty in her tenant.
Play-Action Fake Boyfriend
December 20, 2001
Julie begs Schwartz to pretend to be her boyfriend for her marriage-minded parents. Meanwhile, David tries to do something romantic for Emily.
Eve's Date with Schwartz's Destiny
December 27, 2001
Schwartz plays third wheel after learning that Eve is dating an NHL bigwig. Meanwhile, David wants Emily to stop doing a British character.
Kissing Cousin
January 3, 2002
David asks Schwartz to crush his cousin's dream of being a sportscaster, but Schwartz is so smitten with her that he can't.
It's All in the Footwork
Schwartz dates a dancer, but there's just one problem -- he can't dance. What's worse is that he worries his two left feet will lead her to think he's clumsy in bed, too.
Service, Schwartz (a.k.a. Service, Mr. Schwartz)
Schwartz can't seem to find the right assistant, so Gene takes it upon himself to hire Julie without consulting him. Which puts Schwartz in a bind, since Julie is incompetent, but he can't bring himself to tell her so.
Bless Me Father, For I Have Fired You
Schwartz fires Gene as St. Pita's commercial spokesman, fearing the demographic he represents is undesirable.
He Ain't Funny, He's My Brother
Schwartz's funnyman brother, Rick, visits, and bad blood arises when he manages to steal his job at St. Pita's.
