Episodes
Birth Rites
August 22, 1996
Porkpie returns from Guyana holiday to discover he may have fathered a child some forty years ago, after a passionate night with Sexy Sheila the Potato Peeler from the chip shop.
The Day Off
August 29, 1996
On Valentine's Day, love is all around, as Michael and Mandy spend the day in bed and Porkpie has a surprise visitor from Jamaica.
A Night to Remember
September 5, 1996
Susu alienates all of Porkpie's friends, while Leone moves in with Michael and Mandy.
Time Out
September 12, 1996
The doctor insists that Michael and Mandy are trying too hard for a baby, and should spend a fortnight apart. Michael stays with Porkpie while Mandy hits the town with Leone, but fate draws them back together sooner than planned.
Fatal Distraction
September 19, 1996
When Benji's psychopathic ex turns up, he pretends Leone is his new partner, which sends her into a violent frenzy. Meanwhile, Porkpie opens a financial clinic to help the people of Peckham.
Foul Play
September 26, 1996
Michael is held hostage by kidnappers who demand £500,000 from Porkpie for his safe return.
